A) Inside the house is probably not a good choice.
B) Wearing white shirts probably isn't a good idea either.
C) When blue easter egg dye spills down the front of cabinets, it will soak EVERYTHING that is in said cabinets.
D) No matter how fast desperate mother tries to clean up blue egg dye, it will seep into the cracks where the cabinet front meets the drawer, and it will stain the inside of the drawers.
E) I love my kid more than my cabinets. I love my kid more than my cabinets. I love my kid more than my cabinets.
F) And finally, I learned that no matter how upset I am, sometimes it is best not to show it.
We also took a little trip to Florida, but that will be the next post.